But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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