singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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