I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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