i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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