Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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