He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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