Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Randomize
