I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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