marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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