my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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