I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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