He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
