Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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