So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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