This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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