ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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