May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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