i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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