i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
did you just send me my own nude
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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