Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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