What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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