I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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