There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.