i don't like sucking hair
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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