The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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