So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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