How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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