idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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