Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
So. Much. Porn.
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