That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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