It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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