i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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