spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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