I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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