Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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