Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Randomize
