I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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