Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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