But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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