After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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