reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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