Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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