Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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