But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
