Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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