is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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