Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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