I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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