Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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