They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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