that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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