This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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