We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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