She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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