remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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